ProofWiki:Jokes/Computer Science

Natural Numbers

 * Q: "Why do computer scientists have nine fingers?"
 * A: "Zero, one, two, three, four; five, six, seven, eight, nine."

Computer Prayer

 * Our Program which art in Memory,
 * "Hello World!" be Thy Name.
 * Thy Operating System come, Thy Commands be done,
 * at the Printer as it is on the Screen.
 * Give us this day our Data Dump,
 * and forgive us our I/O Errors
 * as we backup those whose Files are faulty.
 * Lead us not into frustration, and deliver us from email
 * for Thine is the Algorithm, the Application, and the Solution,
 * looping forever and ever.


 * Return.

Computer Encoding
Link to a ROT26 encoder:

http://www.rot26.org/

Computer Programming
There are only two really difficult things in computer programming: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

Law of Small Numbers
Everything is fast for small values of $n$.