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Limericks

 * $\dfrac {12 + 144 + 20 + 3 \sqrt 4} 7 + \paren {5 \times 11} = 9^2 + 0$


 * A dozen, a gross, and a score
 * Plus three times the square root of four
 * Divided by seven
 * Plus five times eleven
 * Is nine squared and not a bit more.




 * My cat, mathematically-trained,
 * Says "Your topology's too coarse-grained,
 * Quantum mechanics
 * Sends you into blind panics
 * Because you're not well-enough brained."




 * $3,465,653,671.475613$


 * Three thousand, four hundred and sixty
 * Five million, six hundred and fifty
 * Three thousand, six hun-
 * Dred and seventy one
 * Point four seven five six one three


 * -- Unknown attribution


 * $\ds \int \limits_1^{\sqrt [3] 3} z^2 \rd z \times \cos \dfrac {3 \pi} 9 = \map \ln {\sqrt [3] e}$


 * Integral zee squared dee zee
 * From one to the cube root of three
 * Times the cosine
 * Of three pi over nine
 * Is the log of the cube root of e


 * -- Unknown attribution


 * I met a logician from Spain
 * And showed him a proof about chains
 * Not one to dawdle
 * He built me a model
 * A disproof that did cause me pain


 * -- Unknown attribution


 * There was a young fellow named Fisk
 * A swordsman, exceedingly brisk
 * So fast was his action
 * The Lorentz contraction
 * Reduced his longsword to a disk


 * -- Unknown attribution