Definition:Probability/Popular Treatment

Probability
Amongst the non-mathematically-literate of the world's population, a common form of rhetorical emphasis (usually used when asserting a falsehood of a personal and delicate nature) is to state a greater-than-$100 \%$ probability of an event.

A typical example of this could be seen on the, as follows:
 * Euniquea: I am five hundred thousand percent certain that Twyvone is the father of mah bay-bee ...
 * Maury Povich: Twyvone ... you are naaht the father.