# ProofWiki:Jokes/Limericks

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## Limericks

- $\dfrac {12 + 144 + 20 + 3 \sqrt 4} 7 + \left({5 \times 11}\right) = 9^2 + 0$

- A dozen, a gross, and a score
- Plus three times the square root of four
- Divided by seven
- Plus five times eleven

- Is nine squared and not a bit more.

- -- Leigh Mercer

- My cat, mathematically-trained,
- Says "Your topology's too coarse-grained,
- Quantum mechanics
- Sends you into blind panics

- Because you're not well-enough brained."

- $3,465,653,671.475613$

- Three thousand, four hundred and sixty
- Five million, six hundred and fifty
- Three thousand, six hun-
- Dred and seventy one

- Point four seven five six one three

- -- Unknown attribution

- $\displaystyle \int \limits_1^{\sqrt [3] 3} z^2 \rd z \times \cos \dfrac {3 \pi} 9 = \map \ln {\sqrt [3] e}$

- Integral zee squared dee zee
- From one to the cube root of three
- Times the cosine
- Of three pi over nine

- Is the log of the cube root of e

- -- Unknown attribution