# ProofWiki:Jokes/Limericks

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## Limericks

- $\dfrac {12 + 144 + 20 + 3 \sqrt 4} 7 + \paren {5 \times 11} = 9^2 + 0$

- A dozen, a gross, and a score
- Plus three times the square root of four
- Divided by seven
- Plus five times eleven

- Is nine squared and not a bit more.

- -- Leigh Mercer

- My cat, mathematically-trained,
- Says "Your topology's too coarse-grained,
- Quantum mechanics
- Sends you into blind panics

- Because you're not well-enough brained."

- $3,465,653,671.475613$

- Three thousand, four hundred and sixty
- Five million, six hundred and fifty
- Three thousand, six hun-
- Dred and seventy one

- Point four seven five six one three

- -- Unknown attribution

- $\ds \int \limits_1^{\sqrt [3] 3} z^2 \rd z \times \cos \dfrac {3 \pi} 9 = \map \ln {\sqrt [3] e}$

- Integral zee squared dee zee
- From one to the cube root of three
- Times the cosine
- Of three pi over nine

- Is the log of the cube root of e

- -- Unknown attribution

- $\ds \int \limits_{0 + 0}^{\sqrt {\frac \pi 4} } \paren {\sqrt v}^2 \map \cos {v^2} \rd v = \dfrac 3 4 \dfrac {\sqrt 2} 3$

- Integral root squared of v
- Times the cosine of v squared dv
- Between zero, no more
- And root pi over four

- Is three quarters root two over three

- -- Unknown attribution

- I met a logician from Spain
- And showed him a proof about chains
- Not one to dawdle
- He built me a model

- A disproof that did cause me pain

- -- Unknown attribution

- There was a young fellow named Fisk
- A swordsman, exceedingly brisk
- So fast was his action
- The Lorentz contraction

- Reduced his longsword to a disk

- -- Unknown attribution