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Final instructions
- For my funeral, I want an open casket affair.
- I want to be dressed as Dracula, complete with costume fangs and theatrically-placed blood drips.
- I want the ceremony to take place in the creepiest dankest spider-infested crypt that can be found.
- I want the Catholic Mass to be performed backwards by a defrocked priest.
- And finally, I want a stake hammered through my heart at the climax of the ceremony.